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Day #2 Tomorrow and Showers

Tomorrow is Forever Day!! Yippee!! Since I’m the only one in my family celebrating it, I shall be alone… So I’ll be on tumblr and twitter all day!! Woot!!

Anyways, it’s 1:02 and so far today I’ve played Sims, ate food, breathed, and blinked. Also i broke my friend’s shower. Here’s is what happened: I was naked (duh) and I got in the shower and got my hair wet. I slathered in shampoo, rinsed it out, washed my bodyand face, then washed off that soap. As I was putting on my conditioner, I slipped and grabbed the shower curtaim to catch myself. The bar broke off and I fell into the tub.

MyiPhone was in there so I messaged my friend what happened. While I waited for a towel I washed my hair in the sink. She got my a towel and I got dressed. Then she had to take a shower!

I tried to fix it but ended up falling… so she took a shower in her parent’s room. Pretty fun, right? No, not really…

That’s all that has happened so far, and I will blog here or somewhere, tomorrow… PEACE OUT!

bookmania:

Bookshelf vista (via wendycooper)


Best. Bookshelf. Ever!

bookmania:

Bookshelf vista (via wendycooper)

Best. Bookshelf. Ever!

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thatvintagegal:

Tom Milson’s  remix of Alex Day’s “Forever Yours”

Enjoy :)

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So I asked her again, I said, ‘Actually though, does it hurt? How much does it hurt?’ And she went, ‘How much is a piece a string?’ Now I’m a smartass and I know how long a piece of string is. A piece of string is the distance from the middle of the string to the end of the string, twice, that’s how long it is, yeah? So you can’t use, ‘How long is a piece of string?’ as a phrase that means, ‘There’s no answer to this question,’ because there is an answer to that question, so I’ll ask you again, ‘How much does it hurt?’ I said, ‘Have you ever had an infection and had to have your finger drained? Can you tell me how much it hurts?’ She went, ‘No, I’d say it’s like a two or three.’ I said, ‘Out of what?’ She didn’t answer me, that doesn’t help at all!
— Alex Day (Nerimon), Needle In My Finger (via memorableyoutubequotes)

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If I were an enzyme, I would be DNA helicase, so I can unzip your genes.

rad-sauce:

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nezha:

Tomorrow is Forever Day!have you done all this already? :)

nezha:

Tomorrow is Forever Day!
have you done all this already? :)

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rachoji:

am i the only one who cant stop listening to this song?

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bookmania:

from The Great Gatsby by F. Scott Fitzgerald

bookmania:

from The Great Gatsby by F. Scott Fitzgerald

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